reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and still no Oscar
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"